Josh outlines a very boring, institutional defence here. It's fantastic. What's also needed is a boring, pork-barrell offence. The House members most likely to blow up the negotiations are not exactly policy wonks. We need personal engagement driven by narrow interests. Low stakes corruption to grease the wheels, like the kind Canadian politics is famous for.
Matt Gaetz, for a couple weeks before the deadline, we need you out of town on a delegation addressing Haitian refugees coming to Florida. Naturally the conference is set up at a resort in the Dominican Republic. Since you don't speak French, here's a dossier of approved translators we can hire, who may or may not be high end escorts. Refuse and the TSA might proceed with this unruly passenger complaint, and put you on a secondary screening list that makes your checked baggage come out last on the carousel.
Perhaps the treasury can mint a Platinum limited addition Charizard Pokemon trading card. No law against that.
Josh outlines a very boring, institutional defence here. It's fantastic. What's also needed is a boring, pork-barrell offence. The House members most likely to blow up the negotiations are not exactly policy wonks. We need personal engagement driven by narrow interests. Low stakes corruption to grease the wheels, like the kind Canadian politics is famous for.
Matt Gaetz, for a couple weeks before the deadline, we need you out of town on a delegation addressing Haitian refugees coming to Florida. Naturally the conference is set up at a resort in the Dominican Republic. Since you don't speak French, here's a dossier of approved translators we can hire, who may or may not be high end escorts. Refuse and the TSA might proceed with this unruly passenger complaint, and put you on a secondary screening list that makes your checked baggage come out last on the carousel.